Humanity. In a nutshell.
Over at your parent’s house, a dick in a box.
I laughed way harder than I should have.
(Source: bloodydifficult)
*rubs eyes*
*remembers i’m wearing eye makeup*
*scREAMS*
instead of milk with my cereal I use wine and then also instead of my cereal I use wine
History textbooks should all be titled “White Fanfiction.”
A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.